You know your a redneck when you can play Dueling Banjos on your banjo.
Jurassic Park
The second Jurassic Park movie was absolutely terrible but, they play it all the time on the television.
Dinosaurs
A velociraptor is much better than a t-rex.
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James Smith
This is me (beautiful ain’t I).
Counting
It’s much more scarier if you count down (3,2,1) than if you count up (1,2,3).
